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Candidate: Rusty Oliver
Hi!
I am Rusty!
I direct hazardfactory.org, I'm a member of stronghold, INB (rip.esque) BRC hardware, it goes on, I am part of many tribes.
I have a long history of Ignition in the northwest. I have been burning in this region for a decade. We burned my heart at last Critcal, thanks to Jed and Jim. We burned effigies of myself and all of Stronghold this Saturday, in Tobasco's hearth..additionally, I've set my personal self on fire twice this year and likely will again in the near future.
Metaphorically, I believe that we should all set people on fire, I think as a practical and literal experiance this might be awkward.. prosecutable might be the word.
But in the sense that it is possible to gather a great deal of heat and use it to create even more pyrolisis...........As we have that ability, so we have the obligation to combust our kindred, to immolate our ilk, even to flambe an accquaintance on occasion.
This is of course obvious, even natural. I believe that my socailly combustible predilictions make me an excellent candidate for the positition of social arsonist or whatever we are calling it.
I beleive that a vote for me is a vote for the kind of reality that feels like lucid dreaming after a day on the beach. Or it may be a vote for an even bigger badder asser crazy but without the 14 hour commute.
Take your pick. I will also buy you a drink for your vote. Really! I'll even validate your parallel parking. I'll say something like, "that was pretty good"
I will use my time as an ignition system component to support art and artists and combustion, maybe even combustible artists and art.
I promise to drive my tenure like I stole it.
Rusty
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